I Could Judge the Olympics

I love the Olympics. Every two years I become a crazy fangirl for these people. I love the camaraderie and sportsmanship. I love the national pride. I love to see the flags waving and crowds cheering. 

But. 

I do sometimes watch the judges with their smug faces and fancy blue blazers and think, "I could totally do that."

For example - javelin - I could totally judge that. 

Eight feet? Pretty good. 

Nine feet? Better. 

Seven and a half feet? Nope. Not as good. 

See? I'm totally qualified. I could be a judge. 

Same would go for things like the high jump, any swimming event and discus. Sign me up. I want to be an official. 

But don't kill me if you don't like your judgement. I just calls 'em how I sees 'em.